Some Lebanese are fake, that is how to be one of them ;-)

Must have a 2002 model car, not any car, but BMWs, Mercedes, Jags, Porsche... amongst others.
Go to the movies on Mondays or Wednesdays, we pay 5000 LP on those days, we economize 5000 LP ($3.5) that we add to the $150 to go to Alecco's or Mandaloun on weekends!
If you cannot make it to Paris, shopping in Kaslik or Verdun is a must, even if you go to Akil Bros.!!
Faraya or Fakra in Winter time and ATCL or Riviera in Summer time, you do not have to now how to ski you can always do the "bronzage" (Tan); swimming is out of the records too....who will look at you if you look like wet rat?? Finally, make sure you change 6 outfits and 5 bathing suits during the day.
A mobile is essential, having two cell lines will boost your moral too... preferably and in order to be more civilized and well rounded, buy a "Clic or Premiere" in order to be connected internationally!
Silicon your tits, lips and behind.... If you did not get a nose job yet?? Yiii....where the hell do you live? you're not civilized and up to fashion get out of here!
Forget about McDonald's now, the King of Burgers is in town!!! "Burger King"! Always follow the crowd, wherever they go you follow even if you have to stand in long lines.
Do not buy "Snob", "Mondanite", "Special", "Prestige" ..read them at the "Monot" or "Casper & Gambini"!The atmosphere there is very intellectual especially if you are wearing Armani, Prada, Escada or Faconnable...
You have to use only one word in Arabic in each sentence, just to make you feel safe that after all you are a Phoenician NOT an Arab!!!
Forget about the local TV networks. You have to have all the cable channels on your TV set, including EROS and Polsat...
Do not drink coffee or Nescafe at home (Very Boring)....go to "Cafe Najjar", "StarBucks" or any cafe... for your convenience, we have one at the end of each street, where you can enjoy being stared at and staring at other people.
Once in your life date at least a Russian,Ukrainian or a Romanian girl. You will find them in our "Little Russia" sector or Maameltein.
Be a SNOB, IGNORE PEOPLE, BE AGGRESSIVE......The more arrogant and snobbish the classier and better.
Last but not least, always judge people by how much money they have or more precisely, how much his/her family is worth