Bahle Organization: November 2005

Which one is the female???

How people think

There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts door. A (you know who) software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The (you know who) software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... Can you guess? Do you know the answer yet? Come on, think like (one of them).... A dozen people from there waiting for a haircut........

The wisdom of life

The most famous man

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business..."

Try to read this

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Lots of money and nothing to do

Fugitive hides in church, finds police praying

--This is actually copied from Reuters Website
ROME (Reuters) - A fugitive being chased by police in southern Italy Monday gave them the slip by running into a church -- only to find it occupied by police officers who let him join the service before taking him to jail.
Gilberto Antonio Carnoale, 48, had been wanted for escaping from house arrest. Police were chasing him but he got away and dashed into a church, where other police were attending mass. They recognized him and arrested him, news agency Ansa said.
But before taking him to jail, they honored his request to attend the rest of the mass in the church in the small southern town of Soverato.

Exercise Always

Another one of those

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila. "Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."

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Cats

Not so religious

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the >enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women
I want to know how THEY feel inside, what THEY are thinking when THEY give me the silent treatment, what THEY mean when THEY say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "Do you want lights on that bridge???"

By Bahle Vice Boss

When I feel sad

When I feel sad :
1- I remember nice and happy days
2- I remember people I love and care about.
3- I remember places and scenes
4- I think about moments of happiness
5- I listen to soft music
6- I talk with friends
7- I read jokes sent to me by friends

working

This is how people look like when they are overloaded